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Over the years we have seen much of the same from Governor Schwartznegger. Many
people often wonder if a man who was naive enough to be in the movie "Pumping Iron" is
of sound mind. Although the Governator has proved himself to be a very intelligent and
strong leader.
Arnold woke up on his first day as Governor of California, with a plan. His daughter
gently tapped him on the shoulder saying, "Mr. Governor, your coffee is ready." Just
moments later the calls came in. The first call was from the President himself! "I'm
extremely proud of you," said George W. Bush. "I look forward to working with you."
In October of 2003, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Orrin G. Hatch (Republican)
and Representative Barney Frank (Democrat) pondered bills that would open the
Presidency to Non-American citizens. Under Hatch's plan a citizen would need to be a
resident of the United States for at least twenty years, and under Frank's it is thirty five
years. The Hatch bill would put Arnold in the running to be our next President now.
In 2006, the music scene embraced the Governator as well. Three Chord Mafia officially
called for the election of Arnold in 2008. With the massive fan base that band had, it
became an actual believable reality. Could Arnold be the first non-U.S. born President?
Three Chord Mafia was betting on it. The Three Chord Mafia was hailed as the greatest
band in all of history by politicians, as well as the media, actors, and the overall masses.
They were the only band that had a strike in their favor to be put into the Rock N' Roll Hall of
Fame. Over 16 million people showed up for the strike, despite the fact that the band didn't
even have a record released and had never performed live. Rumors floated around the
Internet and at the office water cooler that the band had upset the officials that decide the
inductees. Many believe that it is because the band reportedly gang banged the officials
wives at a all night Pizza lock in at Chuck E. Cheese. Apparently Spin the Bottle turned into
Truth or Dare, and mistakes were made that went on to haunt the band.
You can read more about Three Chord Mafia and their struggles to support The
Governator for President in various Press Releases, all of which we have listed below.
OFFICIAL PRESS:
Three Chord Mafia has no press about them listed yet. Sorry :(