CHAPTER TEN
"The Top Ten Places to Meet New Faces"
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  To recap what we have gone over before, there are literally hundreds of fun and exciting
places where you too can strike up an interesting and meaningful conversation.  I have
found that the easiest spots are local bars and clubs, but if that scene isn't for you, try going
to a place that you enjoy.  After all, you are more likely to find someone that is right for you at
a place that you enjoy and feel comfortable in.
 Many other books have suggested laundromats and grocery stores, although finding a
woman at a laundromat means that she probably doesn't have the cash to support you.  
Grocery stores are better, for the obvious reasons.  It means that she cooks and a woman
that cooks is a must have in a relationship.
 I also enjoy finding places outdoors.  Parks or even just walking down the street can find
you the perfect mate.  The only problem with a walking target is the fact that they seldom
have a drink for you to put rufees in.  
 When talking to a woman, make sure you always let her know that you have cash.  
Women like money and want a man who will provide for them.  Keep in mind that no matter
what you do, the woman you choose will eventually cheat on you or humiliate you and
dump you.  It doesn't matter how good you treat her or what you do.  She will always hurt
you in any and every way possible.  So by saying you have money, ensures that she will
choose you for the obvious reason of hoping to get a little more cash before she rips your
heart out.
 Getting the target to engage in sexual intercourse can be a little tough at times.  Most
women are sluts by nature, but occasionally a younger woman will not want to sleep with
you.  Usually explaining you have a large cock will solve the problem.  If you cannot find a
large cock, I suggest contacting Three Chord Mafia and renting one of theirs.  You can find
their contact information in chapter eight of this book.
 One of the most important things to remember is the NFIL rule.  NFIL stands for Never
Fall in Love.  When a woman sees you are falling in love, they have the instinct to take
advantage and then hurt you, usually by sleeping with a close friend or co-worker.  If you
follow these simple guidelines we have gone over in the previous chapters, you should
have no problems surviving women.  One final word.  Remember not to get frustrated with
women.  They cannot help they way they are, it is in there nature to hurt and they
instinctively need to destroy men.  For other interesting and intriguing books on how to
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