I am in this really crappy band and we are looking for a really crappy label to be on. How do we get on your label?
So you guys run the AZ Ska Punk Awards each year...and, um...how does that work? My band should be
nominated for Best Uber Metal Post Hardcore Pop Punk Group. We should play the show. Can we play? Are we
nominated? Can I get backstage? How do people vote? I wanna vote for my band, can I do that?
The Ska Punk Awards are handled by Bad Stain records, Laundromat Productions, and usually a few different
companies each year. If you have questions you can vist the Ska Punk Awards Page Here. If you have any other
questions, just e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
I am in a touring band and we are looking to play in Arizona. I know that Laundromat Productions is a part of Bad Stain Records and
everyone in Arizona always tells us that Laundromat Productions is better than any other promoter in the valley. In fact, they say that all
the other promoters and stupid and smell like cheese. Somebody told us that you guys can book us a show and would pay us thousands of
dollars. Is this true?
Laundromat Productions books shows for touring and local bands all over the valley. We are not a huge outfit and usually on book about
2-3 shows per month. We are always willing to help out in any way we can, but the only way we will pay you thousands of dollars is if you
give us really good lovin' and/or drugs. For info just e-mail email@example.com
I sent you guys a check or money order for a copy of some band on your label and I never got it. What the hell is up with that? Are you
guys just in the business of ripping people off?
I am a promoter or club owner with really awful taste in music and I want to have a Bad Stain Recording Artist perform in my crappy club!
I just have some really stupid questions. I want to waste some poor guys time and want to know what is going with my favorite Bad Stain
Recording Artist or the label.
I run this Zine that nobody reads, or this ultra stupid website that gets two hits per month. I was thinking that Bad Stain would love to
advertise. Who do I talk to about advertising and are they gullible enough to believe that we have a 60,000 press run and get over
20,000 hits per day?
I am throwing this huge show called Waynestock and a bunch of killer bands are playing. Everyone is gonna be there including former
president Bill Clinton! I was wondering if Bad Stain Records would like to sponsor my event.
Here at Bad Stain we love to sponsor shows! We don't have much cash, but we are always down to give away some CD's, shirts,
stickers, gift certificates, set up a booth, etc. If you want us at your show or would like some promo crap for your underwear drawer,
just e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
I am a Punk Rock store or distributor and I am looking to carry some items that will fit nicely in my spare bedroom closet and never
leave. How do I get a whole bunch of your merch at a wholesale price? Do you guys do consignment?
I run an indie label with my Mom and older sister. We are putting out this compilation CD called, "I stuck a pencil in my Pee
Hole". We would like to put some Bad Stain Recording Artists on the comp! Just send us $350 per band and we will give each
band a copy of the CD when it comes out!
$350? I think we are gonna be the ones shoving a pencil into your pee hole. We don't pay to be on comps. Our bands don't pay to
be on comps. We also have no problem allowing some of our bands to be on comps without pay. If you want to put out a comp and
have a Bad Stain Artist on it, feel free to e-mail email@example.com. If you are asking for money, please don't waste
I am the I.R.S. and we want to destroy you! Or I am Mr. Krabs with questions about money.
I have a question about your products. Where you get stuff pressed and other worthless questions like that. Who do I contact?
Your website is stupid. There is something wrong with it. Gosh, why is this site so stupid?
Well for starters we will need a demo. You can also send us links to anywhere that your music can be heard, but
we recommend that you send us an actual CD. We accept demo's on CD, CD-R, Vinyl and cassette. 8 Tracks will
be sent back. Please send your demo to:
Bad Stain Records
PO Box 35254
Phoenix, AZ 85069
If you have additional questions you can e-mail our A&R Department. Check out our contacts page for a list of
everyone in our A&R Department.
Of course we are in the business of ripping people off, but not so obviously. We are more into ripping off the bands on the label, and we do
enjoy ripping off the consumer with a lousy product. But we don't want to rip you off by never getting the individual that lousy product to
listen to. If it has been over six weeks and you still have not recieved your order, please e-mail mailorder@badstainrecords
If the website is acting up please contact firstname.lastname@example.org. If you just think our website is pretty stupid, pin a
gold medal on your chest and tell all your friends!